Some Wacky Last-Minute Memorabilia Gifts For Nets Fans

Nov 4, 2016; Brooklyn, NY, USA; Brooklyn Nets guard Jeremy Lin (7) on the bench with an injury in the first quarter against Charlotte Hornets at Barclays Center. Mandatory Credit: Nicole Sweet-USA TODAY Sports

Brooklyn Nets Highland Mint 2017 Signature Court Panoramic Photo ($49.99)

By now, you’ve probably realized that many of the items I discussed are horrible ideas for gifts. Well, I’ll end this piece on a positive note, with a product that would actually be a good gift.

This panoramic photo has just about everything a Nets fan would love: the Nets logo on the jumbotron, a panorama of the Barclays Center, and facsimile (exact replica) signatures! It would be even better if instead of exact replica signatures, they were authentic, but then, the item wouldn’t only be $49.99.

Also, the description of the product reeks of customer satisfaction even before you buy it with something like this:

"The Brooklyn Nets 2017 Signature Court panoramic photo from Highland Mint is sure to be your most prized piece of team memorabilia."

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Oh, it’s sure to be my most prized piece, too! I’d surely hang this up on the wall instead of my few lifetime achievement awards.

Anyway, what makes this possibly the best gift on this list is that despite the Nets’ poor record, things seem to be looking up for the team heading into 2017. The roster has rather appealing players that don’t get into any trouble, and that’s a satisfying thought for this product considering it has signatures (facsimile, but signatures nonetheless).

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Happy Holidays to all of you wacky Nets fans! On Christmas, try not to worry about how you give too much to this team.