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Some Wacky Last-Minute Memorabilia Gifts For Nets Fans

By Sandy Mui

Dec 3, 2015; Brooklyn , NY, USA; Brooklyn Nets star Thaddeus Young poses for a photo with students from P.S. 21 during the Thaddeus Young Christmas gift giveaway in Brooklyn, New York. Mandatory Credit: Andy Marlin-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 3, 2015; Brooklyn , NY, USA; Brooklyn Nets star Thaddeus Young poses for a photo with students from P.S. 21 during the Thaddeus Young Christmas gift giveaway in Brooklyn, New York. Mandatory Credit: Andy Marlin-USA TODAY Sports /
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Dec 3, 2016; Milwaukee, WI, USA; Brooklyn Nets guard Jeremy Lin (7) reacts in the third quarter during the game against the Milwaukee Bucks at BMO Harris Bradley Center. Mandatory Credit: Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 3, 2016; Milwaukee, WI, USA; Brooklyn Nets guard Jeremy Lin (7) reacts in the third quarter during the game against the Milwaukee Bucks at BMO Harris Bradley Center. Mandatory Credit: Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports /

Brooklyn Nets Inaugural Game Mega Ticket ($79.99)

Show up to the Barclays Center with this mega ticket and beg the security guards to let you in. “Hey, I did spend $79.99 on this!” It’s crazy how an actual game ticket could be the same price or even cheaper than this mega ticket.

Like the 1982 NBA All-Star Game mega ticket (which is also the same price as this), anything that’s mega-sized is quite frankly, outrageous. Everything is not bigger in Brooklyn, but if bigger means more money, then you betcha. (Everything in New York City is overpriced, after all). Try thinking of one good reason to spend $79.99 on this. I dare you.

“Perfect for autographs” is once again in the major selling point of this mega ticket. Goodness, imagine you were sitting by the tunnel where the players come out, trying to get them to sign this giant ticket. Then, you or the player drops the ticket, and the ticket injures an ant. 14″ x 33″ x 3/4″ is larger than it may seem, and after all, it is a mega ticket.

I’m sure a little kid would enjoy an item like this, as children seem to enjoy much-larger-than-needed-to-be items like giant teddy bears. Still, pretty difficult to justify using up $79.99 on this.