12 Days of Nets-Mas
By Sandy Mui
Merry Christmas, Brooklyn Nets fans! Here’s a remix of “12 Days of Christmas,” Nets-style.
On the first day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
A new head coach and GM
On the second day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the third day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the fourth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the fifth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the sixth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the seventh day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the eight day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Eight-year Net Brook Lopez
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the ninth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Nine more wins on ESPN projection (29)
Eight-year Net Brook Lopez
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the tenth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Ten years of misery
Nine more wins on ESPN projection (29)
Eight-year Net Brook Lopez
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Eleven made threes per game
Ten years of misery
Nine more wins on ESPN projection (29)
Eight-year Net Brook Lopez
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Nets sent to me
Twelve Trevor Booker blocks
Eleven made threes per game
Ten years of misery
Nine more wins on ESPN projection (29)
Eight-year Net Brook Lopez
Seven wins on the season
Six assists per game Jeremy Lin
Five straight losses
Four years in Brooklyn
Three New York-born players
Two young rookies
And a new head coach and GM